Page 82: Two Parkers
Monday, June 16th, 2008Out of hospital now. I very much hate hospitals. Hopefully I won’t be back there soon.
CLICK HERE to see my mouse drawn MS Paint sketch of this page!
Out of hospital now. I very much hate hospitals. Hopefully I won’t be back there soon.
CLICK HERE to see my mouse drawn MS Paint sketch of this page!
June 16th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I hope you feel better soon, Bobby, you’ve already seen it but here
I wonder if they’ll have similar personalities~
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m34/arekyakaito/BobbyGift.jpg
Don’t worry about answering the question in the pic,
Awhh <3 that is so sweet! Baby Parker
June 16th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Ohhhhh! I’m actually tearing up. This is an awesome comic. I consider it a great benefit to the literary community. Oh, and it should be made into a movie.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
first comment!
Glad you’re out, Bobby.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
That’s just awesome! I don’t doubt that a mother would want to name thier child after someone who saved both thier lives.
Childbirth makes Janny almost unrecognizable, haha. That glowing thing people talk about I think? In any case, good luck finishing! You can do it! Go go go!
June 16th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Ohhh soooooooo cute ^^
But i fear 2 Parkers are to mutch for ine world……………or not enouf it depends of the point of view
June 16th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
sweet! number two!!
June 16th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
nvm
June 16th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I’m glad you’re finally out of the hospital. I hate them too. I hope what they did, did the trick for you. If I were a Hallmark card I’d say “Get well soon!” Oh wait.. I can still say that… Get well soon.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
glad to hear your out of the hospital =P, though two parkers is to much x.x
June 16th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Hot-cha! That is so cool that Parker is such an androgynous name that a boy can be named after a girl and not be made fun of in kindergarten.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
P.S. Figures Guy would drive this time…
June 16th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Yay!!!
I love this comic.
<3
June 16th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
awww!!!! very cute and very fitting!
June 16th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
it’s good that you are out of the hospital, it must have sucked to be stuck there with such a huge deadline looming over your head.
thanks for the update! i can’t wait for the rest
June 16th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I’m really enjoying the work you two guys are putting into this, though I must admit im a little peeved at the 91pages.
Anyway Bobby and Eisu.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
There was meant to be a great work at the end but my horrible memory defeats me again.
Love ya work anyway.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Good to hear that you’re out of the hospital, Bobby, I hope you’ll be well soon.
This page made me go all “Awww! Soooooo cuuuute!”
It’s the most touching I read so far.
Good work
June 16th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Hm, I’m guessing Christian is the father somehow? Otherwise, why would he be there? Unless I’m missing something…
Anyways, welcome back!
June 17th, 2008 at 12:03 am
I ques he heard about broblems and come to see if everyone is allright. Makes him little less jerkness.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Gratz getting out of the hospital, I also wish you luck in making all of the next strips (:
June 17th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Hope u get a speedy recovery. Great job, making a tear-jerking page. I like it.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Jannny looks so cool in last bit :). totally agree with Erin Marie. YAY glowing YAY
June 17th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Gotta say, for rushing it you still draw a kick ass comic Eisu!
It’s something big when you name your first born after someone you just met. GoGo Parker!
June 17th, 2008 at 3:38 am
A very sweet page! I love it.
I hope your feeling better Bobby, get well soon
June 17th, 2008 at 3:50 am
Get well soon Bobby! Glad you are back home.
BTW, the RSS feed hasn’t updated since page 80. I was using that to check for new pages and missed the last two until I gave up and came directly here to check. If you handle those things yourself that’s understandable, but if you have a techie, let them know.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:57 am
I take back what I said about the RSS feed. When I go to the RSS URL directly I see pages 81 and 82 listed there, but they still don’t show up in my Live Bookmark of the feed in Firefox. Maybe because I’m using the beta Firefox 3. I subscribed again and now it looks fine. Sorry for the false alarm.
June 17th, 2008 at 4:31 am
I just lost it
I was laughing and I kinda choked up at the same time
What a way to start the morning
AWESOME!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:32 am
Glad to hear you’re out of the hospital, Bobby!
Hope you have a nice quick recovery!!
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Love the comic, its super cute that Janny named the baby after Parker!! <333
June 17th, 2008 at 4:37 am
Nice new page, though I think Guy’s open mouth shouldn’t be visible in the first panel, else his jaw needs to be bigger
June 17th, 2008 at 4:41 am
**in response to comments on p.81
“Jon Pander Says
Alicia, one of my two favorite bisexual girls said: “LOL…open-minded…or just proud bisexual? tehehee”
God I love the comments section of this webcomic.
I don’t get suggestive offers like this on the Order of the Stick’s or ElfOnlyInn’s forums.
Bless you, open minded bisexual girls. Talk Jenn into it also will you? Her boyfriend doesn’t have to know. ”
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L.O.L
Too bad I have a conscience or else.. maybe.. Oh and.. he reads the comic and comments too so we’ve been discovered!!
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Have I mentioned how much I love these comics and the comments section?
June 17th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Yay for Parker jr.!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:22 am
my fav web comic for sure
June 17th, 2008 at 5:27 am
*and Parker faints*
Wow, two pages in a row!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Glad to hear you’re out of the hospital, Bobby! I love the comic. It just keeps getting Kookie-Romantic-Comedier all the time.
I wonder if I’m the only one who thinks the baby looks way too small. Maybe it’s just bacause my son was huge…
June 17th, 2008 at 5:57 am
I love it. Keep it up. That was so sweet!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Grats, Bobby, on getting out of that hospital.
Now onto comic commenting…
Aww, I so wanted Stasia to punch Christian. Two Parkers? The universe just shivered in fear.
And in response to Digitized:
“Hm, I’m guessing Christian is the father somehow? Otherwise, why would he be there? Unless I’m missing something…”
Bobby’s stated on numerous occasions that the baby’s daddy is irrelevant to the comic. Christian would be there earlier from the “Falcon Punch” that Guy gave him that knocked out a tooth.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:22 am
As long as it’s not RAY Parker Jr. (Who ya gonna call?)
June 17th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Bobby, congrats on surviving the hospital. And little Parker Jr.; that is so cuuuuute!
I love this comic. And Christian fainted…LOL! This is great stuff.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:18 am
“P.S. Figures Guy would drive this time…”
Guy didn’t drive (see past comic and the orientation of the steering wheel), it’s just that Parker jumped out of the car without stopping it that Guy had to take control of the wheel to… well… control the truck, which is why Guy is awkwardly stretched out holding onto the wheel
June 17th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Congrats on getting out of the hospital!
i have to say that baby Parker is way too small. Yeah, being four weeks early it makes sense that he’d be small but the infant is out of proportion. Other than that the page way near perfect. I love this comic!
June 17th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Tori:
I don’t know what you’re talking about. My little brother was three weeks early and still that small. In fact, I think he probably wouldn’t have been much bigger if he had stayed in the whole nine months. Some babies are just tiny. Looks about 5-6 lbs, to me, which is fairly normal.
There is only one comment good enough for this page:
AWWWWWW.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Wait why is Christian there? Could he be the father I wonder :S hehe
June 17th, 2008 at 8:45 am
1. I love how Parker gets so eexcited at the prospect of Stasia knocking out Christian
2. Stasia’s face in the 4th pannel and Jannie’s face in the 5th pannel are awesome
3. Baby Parker!!! Aw XD
June 17th, 2008 at 8:53 am
OMG I love this page its so cute….what was Christian doing their though. And naming her little boy after parker how cute!
Glad to hear your out of the hospital I hate them to, bleh to them. Ironic that this update is in a hopsital.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:58 am
I have not stopped “AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!”ing since I opened this page for the first time 10 minutes ago. Could not imagine a more perfect way for the story to develop.
Bobby, hope you feel better soon. I’ve always found that pain doesn’t hurt quite as bad at home as it does in the hospital and I hope you experience the same illogical phenomenon.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:43 am
That is totally scary that you had your gal removed, wow. So is there a scar? show us! Your Comic is the best thing. Heck I love all your comics. It inspires one to get on it with their own.
And think of the hospital trip a thing you do once in your life. Its done and wont happen again. Like chicken pocks.
….. T-T …….
June 17th, 2008 at 11:53 am
“P.S. Figures Guy would drive this time…”
Not quite sure what you mean, but Guy wasn’t driving this time. He grabs the wheel after Parker jumps out before putting it in park.
“I must admit im a little peeved at the 91pages.”
As the first blog post says for Page 1, it was originally supposed to run about 80 pages, so everyone stop complaining. Also, more comics are planned for after that, as I’ve said a million times.
“Hm, I’m guessing Christian is the father somehow? Otherwise, why would he be there? Unless I’m missing something…”
Uh, you missed Guy KNOCKING HIM OUT earlier apparently. He was of course taken to the hospital. Then he happens to notice that Janny and Stasia are there, walks into the delivery room and sees things and faints.
“I ques he heard about broblems and come to see if everyone is allright. Makes him little less jerkness.”
No, didn’t do that.
Anyway, come on, guys, let’s try not to be quite as . . . can’t think of a better word than dumb . . . as the “Last Blood” fans. Let’s try and put two and two together. Also, don’t even think about getting all sensitive and going OH MY GOD BOBBY JUST SAID WE’RE BEING DUMB AND ALSO LAST BLOOD FANS ARE DUMB, OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT AN ASSHOLE. To that I say FUCK YOU and SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thank you. Anyone who says anything remotely like that will be insta-banned. I hate the past 40 years or so quite a bit. Everyone’s becoming a tiny little baby who likes to cry about every little thing. OH NO, A GUY WHO WRITES A COMIC ONLINE WASN’T EXTREMELY NICE TO HIS WONDERFUL AND FAITHFUL AND CLEARLY GENIUS FANS, LET ME NOW COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT FOR AN HOUR. Kill yourself.
Allison: Thanks, I appreciate it.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
lol parker is so cute in that last panel
June 17th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Hopefully she doesn’t take too much after her namesake, for the sake of her mothers sanity.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
aww…i actually teared up. that’s awesome
love the comic guys.
(eisu, i miss NPP terribly, but understand that life happens. will be very happy when it comes back though)
June 17th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Bobby, glad to hear you’re out. Have you found a lawyer to sue them yet? Or are you just going about that on your own?
Oh, and please don’t joke about people killing themselves…it’s hard enough to get an appoint with my psych as it is ^-^;; Though if someone responded like this ” OH NO, A GUY WHO WRITES A COMIC ONLINE WASN’T EXTREMELY NICE TO HIS WONDERFUL AND FAITHFUL AND CLEARLY GENIUS FANS, LET ME NOW COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT FOR AN HOUR.” I would probably hunt them down and slap them silly until he/she is knocked unconcious… *yea, bliss, the whining has ceased*
June 17th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
“Oh, and please don’t joke about people killing themselves”
Wasn’t joking.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
“I’m really enjoying the work you two guys are putting into this, though I must admit im a little peeved at the 91pages.”
Wait, why are you peeved? The comic was originally supposed to be 80 pages, we’re already extending it to 11 more pages.
“Nice new page, though I think Guy’s open mouth shouldn’t be visible in the first panel, else his jaw needs to be bigger”
Man, people are telling me how to draw now? Amazing
June 19th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Haha, Bobby is epic once again.
You shouldn’t be anything LESS than pissed off at stupidity/ignorance.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Awwwwwwwwww (hey, everyone’s doing it! :).
And I’m glad you’re out of the “impossible to ever sleep” hospital. They’re the worst for recovery. =( Whenever you are about to get to sleep, inevitably someone needs to “check on you” and wake you up. And when you finally say, okay, I’ll take something to help me sleep, they reply, sorry, it is too late because then you would be sleeping when the physician made grand rounds in several hours. And then finally, finally when you’re really hopefully maybe about to go to sleep, it’s 5AM or 6AM and rise and shine! because it’s the start of a “good luck ever getting sleep” new day.
And then there’s the food…
(=
June 19th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
AWE!!! So cute!!!! BABY!!!